The Return Of Cactus

Unhand my Precious Marathon Medal, you Nasty Slimski!

I earned the Precious with every long run and hill work out and interval I ever did!



You don't know the true power of the Marathon Medal, scurvy dog!!

You mangy cur! You don't deserve it. You couldn't catch a blind cat or a fat rat!

You are too old for the Medal, old Dawg! You will get nothing and I will get the Precious Marathon Medal!!!!



My Precious Medal... It's mine, it's mine, I won it!!!!



I'll never give you the Medal.

Why, right now I can tell you are going over your lactate threshold!

I'll bet your heart rate is 196!