Data Delivery

Arrrggghhhh! Technology! I'm suffering from information overload. In the past two weeks I've added immeasurably to the complexity of my life by acquiring a new DVD system that I have attempted to integrate into my home entertainment centre and my new Polar S625X, which while a delight, is causing me no shortage of fits as I attempt to integrate it into my training and, more importantly for you dear reader, my Blog. It's not that I can't learn how to do it. I just question the reasons why I have to devote twenty or thirty hours to learning how to do something from scratch (that I will NEVER use again) when a set of simple straightforward directions would suffice.

I love Polar products, but what a pain in the ass to use. And the company website? Help is NOT that helpful. This stuff should be a n0-brainer for the folks in the marketing department to figure out. So why haven't they?

My repeated use of both attempted and integrated is purposeful. So far I have been successful at neither. Here we go again...

Well... twenty open f****king windows, dragging s****t all over Hell's Half Acre and nothing happening!

Just once you wish the geeks who dream up this stuff would figure out a way to make it's use simple and straight forward. My God, I wish these guys would grow up and move out of their parents basement. Or at least get a date once in a while.

And by the way, my television is not working either!